iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: needingiceland, via wxsian)

inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

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eichbaum:

We dig the thought of that.

eichbaum:

We dig the thought of that.

(Source: fuckyouverymuch, via contradicted-conflict)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

(Source: releasethedoves, via braydaaan)

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via thefuuuucomics)

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via braydaaan)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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