• England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag, via yourdamnregret)

affords:

checking your phone even though you know no one texted you

(via braydaaan)

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via braydaaan)

(Source: human, via thefuuuucomics)

"If you’re lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are mad young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places."
— Ezra Koenig (via antisocool)

(Source: whorchacha, via annahtina)

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.

xbustedxmcflyx:

do you ever use music as a way to measure time

(via annahtina)

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

(via abnormality96)

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
image

(Source: galaxys4, via electronicxyouth)

"Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."
— (via v-ogued)

(Source: moeyhashy, via disturbed-dreams)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via batman-has-ink)